Christmas Meme for Mr. Scrooge…

Posted by admin on Dec 5th, 2006

Or, “You do love me! You do!” (Remember Sally Fields acceptance speech at the Oscars?)

Ms. Catherine of Alexandria tagged me for this Christmas meme:

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate with coffee and cream.

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Santa wraps them in gorgeous wraps, sometimes expensive fabric with real tassels and golden ropes, with teddy bears wearing crowns.

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Always white - on a rheostat of course, so they simply glow. (Although I love cobalt blue lights, or amber - but never mix them. Secretly I love multi colored as well, it’s so Italian.)

4. Do you hang mistletoe? No. But I used to carry a sprig in my pocket when I was cute - it worked - after I pulled it out and held it over my head of course. I like it in garland and wreaths now, but it’s poisonous to kitties.

5. When do you put your decorations up? Today of course. The eve of St. Nicholas! (Except I still have to do the tree.)

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? So easy, Baccala (sp?) - Italian fried breaded cod, and angel hair pasta with lots of olive oil, garlic and pine nuts, with a little basil!

7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child: When we were really, really poor and my mother had to go to St. Vincent De Paul to find us presents and the only toy they had was a cheap harmonica. I opened it while she cried and I pretended to love it. I went into the bathroom and cried - not about the gift - but because she was so disappointed. And the Infant Jesus gave me a kiss.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? My 3rd grade teacher when she called me a liar after I related how I actually saw Santa putting presents under our tree. I had been so impressed with my mom’s dramatics one year when I was about 4 years old, she said she was watching Santa put the presents under the tree while she held me back from running into the living room. It was so real to me, I believed I actually saw him, until Mrs. Rottenberry grabbed my hair, shaking my head and told me I imagined it. (I still don’t think I really did though!)

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Of course, when else?

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree? Lavishly - kind of Christopher Radko, but with vintage and new German ornaments and baroque santo angels.

11. Snow? Love it or Dread it? I love it except for drive time.

12. Can you ice skate? Yes. But not for years. I played hockey too.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift? The harmonica. Oh. And a key chain someone I was in love with years ago gave me that had my initials on it - in the script I used to sign my initials on paintings - the person took the trouble of having me initial something and had it duplicated by the engraver at Tiffany’s. Kinda cool, huh?

14. What’s the most exciting thing about the Holidays for you? St. Nicholas, the Immaculate Conception, Our lady of Guadalupe, and Christmas vigils at about 3AM - playing with the Infant Jesus and hugging him.

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Chocolate and marzipan.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Christmas eve everything.

17. What tops your tree? An antique jeweled crown - about 4.5″ in diameter at the base, it’s French I believe, from a statue of the Madonna. I rescued it from an antique dealer.

18. Which do you prefer - giving or receiving? Definitely giving. I’m no longer interested in receiving.

19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? Fun wise? Motown stuff and the Beach Boys! Religious -at Mass? “Hark The Herald Angels Sing” Traditional? “Green Sleeves” - and, I’m embarrassed to say, “Away In A Manger” and “I Wonder As I Wander” oh - and Bing Crosby I guess - This is cheap and tawdry making me admit such stuff!

20. Candy Canes? No way - I hate red and white.

And, Oh my Gosh! I tag Don Marco! (Who won’t know what to do - so hi-light, copy and paste on your blog and answer these questions Mr. Monk!)
And Rhapsody of course!

The Eve of St. Nicholas…

Posted by admin on Dec 5th, 2006

Or- I believe in Santa!
Tomorrow is St. Nicholas day. Even when I was away from the Church I celebrated this day - I had a party or gave someone I was in love with an ornament and European candies, expensive liquor, or perfume - but something sweet. I introduced a lot of people to St. Nick - and most still celebrate his feastday.
In this picture he is rescuing children I believe. I often think of him as a perfect intercessor for abused or abandoned children. St. Nicholas introduces them to the Infant Jesus, who is their remedy and companion. (St. Nick still rescues kids - look tomorrow for a news item of some child being found or rescued - I usually see something to that effect on the news on or around his feastday - or so it seems to me.)
My family never celebrated St. Nicholas day, but my cousins did. When I grew up, I did too - still do…but it’s more like ’secret Santa’ now, and much more fun. For sure, Christmas season begins on St. Nicholas day.
I can’t help but feel like a kid every St. Nicholas day. It is a day full of joy, followed soon by the most joyous, the Feast of the Immaculate Conception - which is a day of ecstacy!
Go here for a fun St. Nicholas site! And visit my Store, Leaflet Missal for a visit with St. Nick on Saturday December 9th!

So, I just got back from the Doctor

Posted by admin on Dec 5th, 2006

Pictured, my Doctor - well he looks exactly like this. (It’s really Richard Roeper.)
I returned to my previous Internist - same diagnosis - but he is so much better than the new guy I was seeing. And I can call him Jeff - he’s very informal. He knows me so well though, he said, “I don’t even have to ask if you are smoking.”

Then he told me how serious my condition is, and I told him I knew that. He asked if I wanted to do anything about it and I said no and he said okay. So we are taking care of everything with meds. I don’t have to do any tests! Yay!

I like Jeffie.

I stopped going to his clinic because I had found another one closer to home. That Dr. was like a protestant minister and his Chinese nurse was like Mao’s wife. Very strict people. Never listened to the patient at all. Jeffie is so opposite. His nurse is a big black woman and we talked about the new “Dream Girls” movie and she said not to worry - the one who has Jennifer Holiday’s role is going to be fantastic. (She was thrilled I had seen Ms. Holiday on Broadway.)

I got my flu shot as well. The nurse said if I got sick from it that means I already had been infected. Crap - no excuse to call in sick. JUST KIDDING - THAT WOULD BE A LIE - AND I DON’T LIE! (Well, my profile picture might be a dissimulation - it could be me however! I’ve been told - when I was younger - that I looked like him - so I’m claiming the pic!)

While we are on the topic of calling in sick…

“Good Morning America” had a spot on it yesterday I think. With the do’s and dont’s and other creative suggestions. (They should really do a segment on how Americans are getting to be more deceptive, lacking, or better put, screwed up in the realm of ethics, and increasingly more self-centered and indulgent, believing their every whim is a constitutional right.) I’m thinking calling in sick is a pandemic in our work-a-day world. Some people do it a lot - and they were seen out and about on their sick days - like on a picnic or at a theater, even in a bar. (The guy in the bar got canned.)
Many people do not realize that it is a lie, and when abused, a form of theft from the company. Even when you are not paid for sick days, it’s a lack of charity towards other coworkers and the employer - you are taking advantage of their charity in allowing you to be off. Sick day abusers affect the morale of other workers, as well as attitude. It causes the employer to no longer trust a person. And the guilt ridden faker comes back and gets all worked up because no one will talk to them - or finds out they have been talked about.
It’s just not a good work ethic.
I always tell my direct reports never to lie to me - if they need time off, I can make arrangements - but don’t lie. I hate lies.

Transgender stuff

Posted by admin on Dec 5th, 2006


“I am Changin’!” - Another Jennifer Holiday song.

Pictured, Sr. Mary Elizabeth, transgender nun of the Episcopal Church - someplace in the U.S.

Gerald of The Cafeteria Is Closed has a post on an Anglican priest who became a woman priest. What is so interesting in the post isn’t the novelty of the transition, but what the Catholic Church has to say about such things. In short, they do not recognize sex change.

From Closed Cafeteria:

“After years of study, the Vatican’s doctrinal congregation has sent church leaders a confidential document concluding that “sex-change” procedures do not change a person’s gender in the eyes of the church.


Pictured, the British priest who is the subject of Gerald’s post. I apologize that I think it’s funny to see a man dressed as a woman. I realize such people have serious issues and I ought to be more compassionate.

Consequently, the document instructs bishops never to alter the sex listed in parish baptismal records and says Catholics who have undergone “sex-change” procedures are not eligible to marry, be ordained to the priesthood or enter religious life, according to a source familiar with the text….

“The key point is that the (transsexual) surgical operation is so superficial and external that it does not change the personality. If the person was male, he remains male. If she was female, she remains female,” said the source.

“The altered condition of a member of the faithful under civil law does not change one’s canonical condition, which is male or female as determined at the moment of birth,” Bishop Gregory wrote.

The Vatican text defines transsexualism as a psychic disorder of those whose genetic makeup and physical characteristics are unambiguously of one sex but who feel that they belong to the opposite sex. In some cases, the urge is so strong that the person undergoes a “sex-change” operation to acquire the opposite sex’s external sexual organs. The new organs have no reproductive function.” - Closed Cafeteria - “Sex Change and Clergy

Not at all related -Pictured, Minneapolis’ embattled lesbian Fire Chief - she’s not a sex change, believe it or not.

What is interesting to me is that there has actually been a policy in place for Bishops to deal with this sort of thing. While it is somewhat well known locally that a Bishop, now the head of a large Archdiocese in the mid-west permitted a transgender person to become a nun in Wisconsin a few years back.

When members of the faithful discovered this, they wrote to the Vatican and got the transgender nun removed. No penalties were imposed upon the Bishop however, nor was any explanation forthcoming as to why he permitted this.

I expect there is a pastoral loophole for just about everything though. Bishops can make mistakes too.

[Interesting side note, looking for transgender photos I came across a German do it yourself nip and tuck procedure - the site is called "Tucking" - view it at your own risk - contains clinical nudity, and don't go there if you have problems with chastity - I don't want mean comments. It is so not titillating however - no pun intended.]

Thinkin’ about Eric

Posted by admin on Dec 5th, 2006

St. Louis: Warm beer led to killing, police say.

A woman killed her husband over serving her a warm beer. Shot him in the chest several times.

I wonder if Eric Scheske at “The Daily Eudemon” knows about this? He likes his beer you know and may appreciate the woman’s rage.

Another ‘live’ stream of consciousness…

Posted by admin on Dec 5th, 2006

I kinda like these posts - now this is where the blog got it’s start - web-logs - like a journal.

I’m off work today - you see, I always work Saturdays, and if everything is well staffed, I take a day off mid week. I also have to go back to the doctor. It’s funny how I used to go with the littlest sniffle, and now when I have serious problems I don’t want to go. It’s not denial, it’s just that I’m cheap - there is a copay for everything, and going to see him takes longer now as well. I also hate all of the tests. When I tell the Dr., “Trust me, I’m dying! It’s just taking a long time”. He wants to put me on anti-depressants or have me undergo something that will take care of this or that. I don’t like surgeries and all that stuff.

Can’t people just get old and die? I don’t understand wanting to live so long. TV is getting worse, as is music - although I do like Mary J. Blige. Some movies are still good - Christopher Guest never misses. I wonder about “Dream Girls” though - who can replace Jennifer Holiday’s “And I’m Tellin’ You, I’m not Going!” When I listen to “Say You Love Me” I keep saying, “Jesus I Love You!” and I think He says it back. I’m an old schlemiel, aren’t I?

A sort of conversation arose yesterday regarding web-logs and sins against the 8th commandment. The inquirer was asking if I run into lies and dissimulation when reading other blogs. It seemed to me he was of the mindset that bloggers either make stuff up, or spread gossip and rumors and innuendo to attack or defame someone else.

In my posts, I’m so honest that I often get people angry with me - or make a fool of myself. I have never come across a Catholic blogger who writes anything but the truth, albeit, highly editorialized with their take on any given subject.

In fact, most bloggers blog because they feel they have something to say or address regarding the issues of the day. Contrary to any dishonesty, bloggers blog to present the facts behind the propaganda and dissimulation of ordinary media. Bloggers usually cover what mainstream media ignores or distorts according to their particular agenda. Catholic bloggers in particular seem to be the most honest writers in media, as well as defenders of truth. For anyone to lie or make things up would be a ghastly betrayal of self.

To be sure, ’shoot from the hip’ types such as myself, may post something they either misunderstood or have not been well informed about. (I really have begun to check and re-check my facts, and do not post precipitously any longer, and if I do something late at night when my judgement is clouded perhaps - it’s down the next morning.) Blogging has built in censors if you will. The people who comment. If something is off in a post - someone is going to tell you. And most bloggers step right up to the plate to clarify something, or retract it if need be. I think bloggers are the most honest people one can encounter in any form of conversation.

Nevertheless, then there are the “whack jobs” bloggers way out there with questionable views - but who reads them? There are the gossip mongers as well, or those who see the enemy everywhere and are hell bent to expose him. Some sedevacantists are like that. I get a newsletter via email from one such group, decrying B16 praying in a mosque, or the ongoing sinister conspiracy to destroy the traditional Latin rite. Yet not even these people are lying. Misinformed to be sure. Paranoid maybe. But they are sincere and passionate - and not always off the mark.

I think I blog because I want to understand. I want to flesh out why things are unfolding as they are in our day and age. Like the gay thing. Why are people gay? Why have some priests been such perverts? Why are some Catholics into the new age? Why is the liturgy such a mess? Why do people think they are having visions and revelations? Why is the Church more like a mega-corporation these days? Why are parishes overstaffed with professionals getting high salaries and excellent benefits? Why are we in a war? Kind of like Marvin Gaye’s song, “What’s Goin’ On?”

So I come up with my informed analysis of things - as I understand it - because I’m not so dumb as my jokes. Blogging, at least for me, is all about truth. And sometimes I’m just way too honest. That’s because I came from parents who were deeply dishonest - so I’m always honest to a fault. Even when I employ jocose lies for humor - I’m telling a truth in a funny way - although, some people don’t get my humor.

In the end, blogs give the ordinary person a voice, and others who are listening for something authentic may hear them, and someone else will hear, and someone else. Maybe, just maybe, the principals will hear it as well, and get it together. Maybe.

(I cannot load photos again. Blogger is a free service so I cannot complain…I shouldn’t complain…I won’t complain…nope…you will not hear a complaint out of me!)

(I also added a counter today - but I don’t know if I installed it correctly - now this will be embarrassing - it will prove if anyone visits at all. I’ll have to ask Rhapsody if I did it correctly - she had this counter on her space.)

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