Ted Haggard Cured!
I heard that on my drive home tonight - I haven’t seen it on the Internet yet. Wow! That was so fast!
Supposedly he explained to his Church he only had sex with that one male prostitute who exposed him. (That nasty gay man who made Ted sin!)
Evidently, at his age, Ted suddenly decided to try meth or whatever drug he was using at the time, and felt inclined to exploit a homosexual prostitute for sexual pleasure…just for the experience of it.
He’s cured now and it turns out he never even was a homosexual in the first place. (He found this out after 3 weeks of therapy at a SA treatment center in Arizona.)
Although, if he was gay, this is proof a person with homosexual inclination can indeed be cured. It’s a miracle people! It’s just a miracle!
Sarcasm aside, it seems Rev. Haggard and his Church are much more concerned about restoring their reputation and image than anything else. Haggard has announced plans for a new career in counseling. It’s all about honor.
To declare he is 100% heterosexual is not a lie of course, every man and woman is created thus. To make this declaration therefore makes all things well it seems. While that dirty little homosexual prostitute is left to wallow in his filth, the self righteous go away justified. Something is not right there.
If you are interested, the Denver Post has the full report.
