The cappa, cappa cabanna - sorry - magna.
Puddles and puddles of water-stained silk.
In one of his books, interior designer Billy Baldwin recounts an anecdote concerning his mentor, the famous interior designer, Ruby Ross Wood. While working with a relatively nouveau riche client who insisted on an elaborate puddle for her drapery, Miss Wood, who loved simplicity and restraint as opposed to ostentatious display, feigning acquiescence to her client’s wishes , responded, “Well my dear, in that case, why don’t we let them puddle across the floor, through the foyer, and out the door, onto the street, so that your neighbors and passers-by may see how rich your husband is.” I can’t remember if Miss Wood completed the design project for the client or not.
The story of puddling curtains comes to mind each time I see a photo of a prelate in a “cappa magna”. Of course it is just my personal opinion, but I think this embellishment to the dress of a Cardinal is somewhat ostentatious. I’ve written about it before and readers have ‘corrected’ me, but I haven’t changed my mind. (Although it doesn’t matter what I think, does it - I’m just a “hobbyist” when it comes to ecclesial fashion.)
Cappaphobia.
That said, Gerald Warner has an article at Telegraph.com.UK insisting this subject poses a mental disorder for progressive Catholics, which he calls, “Cappaphobia”. (He’s being cheeky, right?) I’m hardly a progressive Catholic, and neither was Pius XII, whom he gently reproaches for modifying the cappa magna; “In 1952 Pius XII, in a misguided fit of radicalism, shortened the cardinalitial cappa from six yards to three.” Oh! The humanity!
An orgy of vandalism.
The gentleman continues with his aesthete lament; “That moment marked the beginning of the Church’s downward trajectory. In 1969 Paul VI, in an orgy of vandalism reminiscent of the burning of patents of nobility in the French National Assembly in 1789, abolished the winter ermine hood on the cappa, along with the cardinals’ galero hat, the red tabarro cape, buckled shoes and just about everything that compensated for the sacrifices Catholicism imposes on the faithful.” Such drama!

Widen the phylacteries and make those tassels long.
I know! It is not the same thing. However, I’m quite certain the origins of the cappa magna had a lot to do with vanity, status and ostentatious display - and yes, of course, it was the prevailing custom, and it made the obvious statement of power and authority. Personally, I think a 3 foot train is more than adequate, whereas 6 feet of watered silk is a bit grand in any age. These are essentially court trappings, which may be altered or modified according to custom; to like them or dislike them has less to do with one’s orthodoxy, but rather taste.
So, as far as Ruby is concerned, let the cappa magnas train for blocks and blocks and see how many souls are swept up into the Church because of them. Although, then the question remains, will they tolerate the Gospel read in Latin or the vernacular?
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Photo credits:
Top: From Crescat (That cappa is indeed magna - looks to be about 18 feet.)
Bottom: Zeferelli adjusting costumes on the set of “Brother Sun, Sister Moon”
The Parisian collections seem to have been the show-stopper of the entire season however, unveiling the androgynous look for men. Gay Paris I guess. Recall a few seasons ago how John Galliano’s (Dior) entire couture (women’s) collection was
Time will tell. At one time gay pride parades were just a few hundred people marching in stereotypical gay costumes - and people laughed them off. Today many still parade around dressed or undressed in outrageous costumes, although now days clergy, politicians, straight relatives and friends, along with thousands of other supporters join in the celebrations in major cities throughout the world. It has now become a formidable political movement, influencing government and religion, media and entertainment, and as always, fashion. 


I’m sure Archbishop Marini’s book is more self-congratulatory and affirming of the liturgical changes that were slipped in and imposed upon the Church since the Council. In fact, Alcuin Reid suggests the new book is hostile to the reforms of Pope Benedict XVI. If Marini’s book is hostile to the Benedictine reforms, it may well substantiate some of the harsher criticisms of the V-II liturgical reforms posed by the authors of The Great Facade. The following is an excerpt from a review of Marini’s book from the British Catholic Herald:
With the eventual acceptance of the Extraordinary Roman Rite amongst clergy, many lay people do not know what is required as regards appropriate vestments for the priest celebrating the TLM. Especially those of us who are used to the low-Church “Lutheran” style (shown at left) many priests have favored in the celebration of the Ordinary Roman Rite: the alb and stole.
The amice: A piece of white linen which covers the priests shoulders. The traditional vesting prayer explains its meaning:
The alb is a long, white linen tunic which covers the priest’s body. As he puts it on the priest prays:
The cincture is the cord that girds the alb at the waist. The vesting prayer explains:
The maniple is a short narrow band of cloth which matches the outer vestments, and hangs from the left arm. The prayer explains:
The stole is the long band of coordinating fabric that is worn around the neck and crosses over the breast of the priest. It is a symbol of the authority in the Church and of all vestments, the most blessed and significant. (Which may explain why modern priests simply wear a stole over an alb for Mass.) The vesting prayer describes its meaning:
The chasuble is the outer vestment worn by the celebrant at Mass. It hangs from the shoulders, in front and behind, down to the knees or lower. The vesting prayer explains:
The chasuble, stole, maniple, and chalice veilare made as a coordinating set of vestments, normally from precious fabric and always of the same design in the seasonally appropriate liturgical color. (Note: The so-called “fiddleback” chasuble is not required, any classic Roman chasuble is appropriate for the celebration of either form of the Roman rite.)